Santana Lopez in Opening Night
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
do you think anime parents have a baby
and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think
she’s a main character.”
"oh shit im a tragic backstory"
a man looks over the breakfast table to see his wife feeding their young child.
he stares, horrified. laying his paper slowly on the table he whispers,
“When did you start wearing your hair like that?”
That’s why anime dads always leave. THEY KNOW.